So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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