Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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