I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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