Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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