"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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