why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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