Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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