I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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