she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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