Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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