What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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