remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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