im gay
i know
yea but for you.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
tell me about the eggs
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