That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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