I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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