my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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