Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Still dying that you shit outside
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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