this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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