he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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