You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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