at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
420 ftw
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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