Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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