I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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