Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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