So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Randomize
