his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
