im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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