well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
so much tequila, so little girl.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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