drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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