:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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