His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
organizing the empties. That sober.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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