I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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