its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My breasts were aching with rage.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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