i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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