What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
