i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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