Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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