oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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