Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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