these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
