Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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