If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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