with your own penis?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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