I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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