I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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