Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Couch. On fire.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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