i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Green mimosas i think yes
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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