belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
