Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
