no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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