Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
They took my balls.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize